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Bill Cady, The Early Years … by Bill Cady 142
Yeah, I‟ll wait until you guys quit laughing. Go ahead. Great. Ya finished?
Oral sex only. That‟s how she wanted it. She didn‟t care it meant she got nothing
out of it. She was adamant about not letting me be inside her the way I wanted. That
only happened about once per month. Maybe. If that much.
Oddly enough, it was almost a one-eighty from what Nancy, the mother of my
children, wanted. Nancy would “submit to sex”, (there‟s a lot of definition in that phrase,
none of it good), but oral sex was very near and dear. Damned near impossible to get
unless she wanted something. Oh, it also worked if one of our kids had done something
wrong. Gotta have the old man in a good mood when he hears about it.
Still, in almost anything we find in life, what‟s the thing we want the most?
Whatever we can‟t have. We all know that‟s true.
Therefore, the minute she placed conventional sex on the “no-no” list, it was what
I wanted most. During our year and a half as a couple, Jackie claimed I got her pregnant
twice. She told me she miscarried both times, meaning she flushed my kid down the
toilet. I have no idea if what she said was true, but that‟s what she told me.
With that kind of problem looming on the horizon, what the hell can a young
engaged couple do to find an answer? Where can they go? Who can they ask?
Okay, you there, the pretty lady in row six, third seat from the end.
Good one! Since she‟s a Catholic, maybe her priest can help? Very good idea.
Matter of fact, that‟s the solution we came up with.
What? You think oral sex is just fine, but conventional sex is also a very strong
part of a relationship? Well, I‟ll tell you what. I think we should talk about it in more
depth. Will you have some time when we‟re finished here?
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