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BILL CADY Word Count: 149,227 - At My Friend's Place

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Bill Cady, The Early Years … by Bill Cady 236<br />

back to his place. I‟ll leave any details to your imagination, but will include one very<br />

pertinent fact. The temptress who accompanied JC and granted his every sexual wish had<br />

one teeny-weeny “flaw”, albeit temporary in nature. She was having her period.<br />

JC took her home, or to her car, or somewhere, the following morning. Since<br />

Jeannie wasn‟t due back until evening, he went to his parents‟ house to see some of his<br />

brothers and shoot the shit.<br />

A small problem arose. Jeannie, for reasons unknown, came back in the late<br />

morning. JC hadn‟t yet gone back home. He also hadn‟t stripped the bed.<br />

Jeannie, being one of those “too quick to fly off the handle females”, saw all the<br />

bloodstains and immediately jumped to only one conclusion. She was somehow positive<br />

JC had cheated on her and didn‟t even offer him a chance to explain.<br />

As if he‟d be that stupid. As we all know, when you‟re accused of doing anything<br />

serious, from cheating on your woman to anything else, probably even murder, you don‟t<br />

answer questions. You also do not, under any conditions, offer possible scenarios to<br />

explain it. If you do, it leads down a long and winding path where, at some point, the<br />

woman will trip you up. From there, your ass is grass and there‟s a Snapper mower on<br />

the way.<br />

She went to his parent‟s house and confronted him, calling JC pretty much<br />

everything but a white man. She was pissed, and she was getting a lawyer, and he could<br />

look forward to a nasty divorce, a lot of child support, and nothing but the memories he<br />

once had of her in his bed from now on.<br />

In summary, things were what JC deemed a little grim.<br />

I dropped by that afternoon and was informed what was going on. JC was as sad<br />

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