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BILL CADY Word Count: 149,227 - At My Friend's Place

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Bill Cady, The Early Years … by Bill Cady 209<br />

He wasn‟t that big, maybe five-nine, one-seventy, but he sure as hell seemed to be<br />

in good shape. I guess that‟s to be expected when the military creates a new killing<br />

machine. He also looked a little angry, and I didn‟t see the good part in that. Before<br />

anybody could ask a casual question, like, “What the fuck do you want?”, he started<br />

talking.<br />

“You Bill Cady?” He looked right at me.<br />

I looked back. “Last time I checked. Why?”<br />

“I‟m gonna kick your fuckin‟ ass.”<br />

“Yeah? Well, nice to meet you, too.” I stared at him. What the hell‟s wrong with<br />

this monkey? I smell an ass kickin‟ on the horizon, and it doesn‟t look like I‟m gonna be<br />

on the good side of it. Shit!<br />

“You been fuckin‟ my wife, prick.”<br />

“You think so?” I turned in my seat, my hand holding the longneck bottle in case<br />

I needed to break it to fashion a weapon. “Could be, I guess. I fuck a lot of wives.<br />

What‟s her name?”<br />

“Don‟t get smart with me, motherfucker!”<br />

I couldn‟t resist, and my answer got all my buddies laughing like hell, which did<br />

nothing to appease the guy‟s mood. “Now, wait a minute. Let‟s get this straight first.<br />

Are you accusing me of fucking your wife, or your mother?”<br />

I swooped my eyes around my table to show the guys I wasn‟t afraid of him,<br />

although I was scared out of my damned mind at the time. “That‟s important, you know.<br />

I don‟t wanna get my ass beat for fucking one of „em when I was really just fucking the<br />

other one.”<br />

Leviticus, Limited 33-0505963

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