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BILL CADY Word Count: 149,227 - At My Friend's Place

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Bill Cady, The Early Years … by Bill Cady 262<br />

last six months or so, as soon as I was healed up enough to get up and down the stairs. It<br />

meant I no longer had to share a room with that David thing, but I did share it with a<br />

mean mess of spiders.<br />

None of them whined or cried, so I felt I traded up.<br />

I went downstairs and got my money, came up and was heading for the front<br />

door. I planned to get some more beer and head back to the party. I knew a bar on the<br />

way where I could get some take-out.<br />

Then I heard a funny noise, like someone was in pain. It was coming from my<br />

parents‟ bedroom. Alarmed, I stepped across the room and stood listening by the door. I<br />

heard the same sound, like an exclamation of pain, so I opened the door. “Are you guys<br />

okay? What‟s that aw, fuck!”<br />

I slammed the door and took off. I‟d just caught Mom giving him a blowjob.<br />

Now, you ladies should mark your cards, expressing your varied opinions. Guys,<br />

we have all of you listed the same way as, That’s fuckin’ disgusting!<br />

On the off chance any guy might want to change it, see that slim, wavy haired<br />

blond fellow at the back in the pink tuxedo. His name‟s Percy, and he‟ll probably say he<br />

agrees with you. He‟ll make the changes for you.<br />

There are certain facts relating to sexuality that remain unpublished, but I intend<br />

to share some of that information with you right now. As but one example, there are<br />

three specific kinds of women in his world who absolutely do not, under any conditions,<br />

have sex of any kind or form. You can verify this information by asking any guy.<br />

The women who do not have sex with anyone for any reason are: a) mothers; b)<br />

daughters, and c); sisters.<br />

Leviticus, Limited 33-0505963

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