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BILL CADY Word Count: 149,227 - At My Friend's Place

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Bill Cady, The Early Years … by Bill Cady 231<br />

“Mike, are you out of your fucking mind? Why the hell would I take on a guy<br />

like you for no reason?”<br />

He was really drunk, but that didn‟t mean he wasn‟t also still really strong and a<br />

lot more than I wanted to mess with. “„Cause I wanna fight, that‟s why.”<br />

“Yeah, right. Mike Sanborn, I‟ve known you since I was a little kid. You‟d kick<br />

my ass, you idiot. There‟s no way I‟m fighting you.” I smiled at him. “Just go get<br />

another beer, Mike. You‟ll get over it.”<br />

Simple minded as most drunks, he chuckled and walked away.<br />

I turned around, still looking for the beer I was drinking, or even all the beer I<br />

brought with me, hoping no one stole it. I was also futilely hoping yet to get laid.<br />

Another hand touched my shoulder, followed by a deep voice that made me think<br />

of that Jimmy Dean song, “Big John”. “Me, next,” he challenged.<br />

Shit, I was scared just hearing the damned voice. I couldn‟t wait to turn and see<br />

which Superman clone was next, hoping to bash the holy hell out of Fred and Millie‟s<br />

oldest boy.<br />

It was Dave Porter.<br />

In case he might‟ve forgotten, I reminded him. “Um, you‟re Dave Porter.”<br />

“Yeah, I am. I‟m next.”<br />

“You‟re shitting me, right? You can‟t honestly expect me to fight you.”<br />

“Why not?”<br />

“Because you‟d kill me. Are you out of your fucking mind? I‟m not fighting you.<br />

No way in hell.”<br />

“But, I wanna fight.”<br />

Leviticus, Limited 33-0505963

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