BILL CADY Word Count: 149,227 - At My Friend's Place

Bill Cady, The Early Years … by Bill Cady 18
Well, I also pay attention to things. I try to keep myself educated so I can deal
with life as it happens. I personally know women are actually the smarter of the two
genders. That‟s because, with less physical strength than men, women learned to be
sneaky. Very sneaky.
In that respect, women are like cats. Sneaky, quiet, self-interested, always trying
to get what they want. Hell, if women were any more like cats, they‟d spit up a hairball
once in a while. As a matter of fact, there‟ve been recent studies done on women in that
regard. The results of this as yet unpublished study show why men can‟t stand cats.
Since cats are overbearing, self-interested, haughty and disdainful at all times, we now
have the answer. Cats are actually just furry little ex-wives!
Back to me paying attention to women. Doing as they do. Remember what I said
about those evil bitches in the hospital? The ones with sharp blades who only wanted to
get at my peenie? Slash it off before I could one day use it on a girl? Well, if a woman
did it, it must be a good idea. Must make sense.
Mom later told me I decided, since they wouldn‟t take that damned brother back
to the hospital, to make my own changes. Having a sister wouldn‟t be a bad idea, I
concluded. It would‟ve worked out fine if Mom wasn‟t so damned vigilant. She said she
caught me going into the bedroom, (it was all mine before that little prick showed up!),
with a huge butcher knife. She learned I planned surgery on the little shit after we had a
long and involved talk. Believe it or not, that was forbidden. I couldn‟t even make
modifications to the little shit to have it my way.
So, did that little prick have any more surprises up his sleeve? You damned well
bet he did. No sooner than they decided to let the little jerk get down on the floor, (where
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