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BILL CADY Word Count: 149,227 - At My Friend's Place

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Bill Cady, The Early Years … by Bill Cady 153<br />

chewing I got when they caught me. That David thing got a polite conversation, then had<br />

permission to smoke in front of them. Shit, they even bought his cigarettes most of the<br />

time. Life ain‟t always fair, ya know what Ah mean, Vern?<br />

I started another little sideline when I was a kid. I was always looking to make a<br />

better mousetrap, and thought I‟d stumbled on a way to do it. When I was fifteen I got<br />

hold of a draft card. For those of you too young to remember, we had a draft system, the<br />

Selective Service System, (SSS). One more “S” than Hitler‟s elite crew. The one I<br />

obtained belonged to a John Lee Carver. His date of birth made me twenty-three,<br />

meaning he was born in 1943. I used that for a while, but only a few places would take<br />

it, since I had no drivers‟ license, or any other false ID. So, I went looking for material.<br />

Trips to the library and their copy machine helped. With borrowed and stolen<br />

documents. Lots of stuff like that. And a razor blade. That was my coup de main, the<br />

artistic stroke of my plan. I “lost” my drivers‟ license, so I had to get another one. Back<br />

then, they had no pictures. Razor blade in hand, I changed my home address to 1863<br />

Roosevelt Avenue, and my date of birth to 12-28-43, making me out to be twenty-three<br />

years old, with a lot of other pieces. Twenty-two other pieces, to be exact.<br />

When I was fifteen, I‟d walk into the Saginaw Bar on the way home from school,<br />

park my books on the bar, and order a beer. I was “set up” to buy beer in a lot of places<br />

around town. It soon made Friday and Saturday nights a nearly comical event.<br />

I‟d go to one of my stores. Other kids, seniors and even kids who already<br />

graduated, would meet me there. They had to pay extra, of course, so I‟d make a few<br />

bucks on the deal. I‟d go in and buy what would come to $200 or more in beer and cheap<br />

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