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BILL CADY Word Count: 149,227 - At My Friend's Place

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Bill Cady, The Early Years … by Bill Cady 206<br />

CHAPTER TWELVE<br />

Cary Cann will always bear a special place in my heart, since she took away<br />

something I really wanted to have taken. <strong>My</strong> virginity. Remember? A hot October<br />

afternoon. Michigan muggy, even that late in the year. She suavely let me think I was<br />

talking her into it, then had nearly ninety seconds of pure ecstasy.<br />

Hey, you. The big guy in the fifth row. Yeah, you, in the Grateful Dead shirt<br />

with all those stupid emblems. You think it‟s easy being up here trying to entertain<br />

people, using only my miserable life as a guideline?<br />

Yeah, well, you, too. Just don‟t quit your day job, okay?<br />

Sorry, that prick was getting on my nerves.<br />

Alright, back to Cary. This is the funny part. Really funny, actually.<br />

Leviticus, Limited 33-0505963

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