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BILL CADY Word Count: 149,227 - At My Friend's Place

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Bill Cady, The Early Years … by Bill Cady 301<br />

back door Frenchy asked if we were taking him with us. I said no, I thought he was<br />

passed out.<br />

We were all standing outside a few minutes later, getting in that one last lie or<br />

joke before weaving down the road to go home. I only had a mile or so to drive, so I<br />

wasn‟t worried. Don‟t know why I wasn‟t, since I was drunk, but I was all copasetic,<br />

anyway.<br />

Frenchy must‟ve shaken the asshole awake. Either he never noticed the gash in<br />

his brown hair, or he didn‟t care, because shithead soon came stumbling out the same<br />

door we just used. Believe it or not, this asshole was still mad! <strong>At</strong> me!<br />

He came swaggering over toward us. The guys I was with all faded back to give<br />

us room in the event we‟d start fighting. Then the asshole made his problem known.<br />

“You took my fuckin‟ knife!”<br />

I couldn‟t help laughing. “Yeah, asshole, I did. This is the third one I‟ve gotten<br />

that way.” What I said was true, but nobody ever had the balls to accuse me of stealing<br />

when I disarmed them after they attacked me.<br />

“I want it back, motherfucker! Gimme my fuckin’ knife!”<br />

“Asshole, are you out of your mind? You tried to kill me with your lousy fuckin‟<br />

knife, and now you want it back?”<br />

“You heard me, you prick!” He bunched up his shoulders, maybe to scare me and<br />

make me give in.<br />

I had to laugh. This was too funny to believe. Finally, with all the other guys<br />

laughing as well, I told him, “C‟mon, motherfucker, take it away from me if you‟re so<br />

fuckin‟ bad. Come an‟ get it.” I pulled it from my pocket to taunt him.<br />

Leviticus, Limited 33-0505963

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