BILL CADY Word Count: 149,227 - At My Friend's Place

Bill Cady, The Early Years … by Bill Cady 359
meanest motherfuckers was supposed to have been.
I just busted on through the doorway, yellin',
"I'm so fuckin' happy I could just shout;
right here, 'n' now, I wanna see ten - twenty
o' you motherfuckers try to throw my young ass out"!!!
"People, I was born in a barrel o' knives,
I was hit over the head by twin forty-fives,
I fucked a she rattlesnake,
the slut rolled over 'n' died,
I fucked me a she gorilla,
the bitch turned over 'n' sighed,
I fell off the Empire State buildin'
landed smack on my fuckin' head,
'n' I just jumped up quick 'n' did 'the bone jack', Jim,
T‟ PROVE I WASN'T DEAD"!!
A second or so later, history repeats itself,
again, out go them goddamned lights!!
But, I already had every motherfucker there at the bar
lined up in my sights.
When them lights came back on, at least "Killer" knew
I meant every fuckin' word I said,
'cause each motherfucker standin' there at the bar
had a big fuckin' hole in his head!!
'N' it's 'long 'bout now that I'd like to propose a toast,
to that dick kickin, asshole stompin', pussy-eatin'
son-of-a-bitch that we all call "Stackely",
did you know that man drinks "Stroh's"?
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