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BILL CADY Word Count: 149,227 - At My Friend's Place

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Bill Cady, The Early Years … by Bill Cady 319<br />

Oh, joy.<br />

You see, I really loved that job. I loved it almost as much as being married to my<br />

last wife. Okay, I really did like the job a lot better than being married to her, but let‟s be<br />

real. I also enjoyed root canals more than I enjoyed that woman.<br />

<strong>My</strong> duties consisted of sitting on a chair in front of boxes of bolts, which I had to<br />

assemble. I‟d take out a bolt, put a lock washer on it, then screw a nut onto the bolt.<br />

After putting that finished product in a box, I‟d start all over again. I‟m telling you, “a<br />

thrill a minute” doesn‟t do that job justice.<br />

Therefore, every time my back hurt, which came faster than labor pains, I‟d tell<br />

the foreman, Bob Meyers. After a while, he had to send me to see the company doctor<br />

who, upon hearing my dismal report, sent me home on paid sick leave! I was being paid<br />

$120.00 per week, after taxes, for working forty boring hours. Now they paid me $80.00<br />

per week and told me not to set foot in the door.<br />

hell!<br />

Not to worry, folks! There ain‟t gonna be no Billy buggin’ you guys! No way in<br />

Since I still lived with my folks, the cheques were mailed to their house and<br />

arrived every week in Wednesday‟s mail. I called Mom and gave her a bullshit story<br />

about Unc falling off the wagon as my reason for moving on.<br />

I knew it made her so pissed at him she wouldn‟t call, and I knew he‟d be too<br />

embarrassed after he lost his temper that way to call her. I told Mom I was gonna drive<br />

around the state a few days and take pictures. We agreed she‟d sign my cheque and send<br />

me the money via Western Union. Being Mom, which was synonymous with “being a<br />

big sucker for Bill”, she even paid the fee to wire me my money each week.<br />

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