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BILL CADY Word Count: 149,227 - At My Friend's Place

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Bill Cady, The Early Years … by Bill Cady 6<br />

CHAPTER TWO<br />

The tryst you witnessed happened Tuesday, December 28 th , 1948, in Lansing,<br />

Michigan, 11:19 p.m., as I was told. I can‟t verify it, since I didn‟t yet own a watch.<br />

I was born in a hospital. E. W. Sparrow Hospital, to be precise. Other than being<br />

premature by almost two months, I guess I was in good shape. I really didn‟t need to be<br />

in a hospital, in my opinion, but my Mom was a patient for some reason. I wanted to be<br />

with her.<br />

Things continued to get hairier by the minute after the little rumble you just saw<br />

finally wrapped up. Some idiot broad with another knife came after me. It‟s as if women<br />

want to make us suffer as early as possible. They have one favorite place to start. She<br />

approached me with what I‟d deem a machete. She was gonna use it on my penis!<br />

Jesus, woman, have you no damned shame? You‟re attacking an infant, for God‟s<br />

sake! The little bastard‟s never done anything bad to anyone!<br />

Leviticus, Limited 33-0505963

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