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BILL CADY Word Count: 149,227 - At My Friend's Place

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Bill Cady, The Early Years … by Bill Cady 356<br />

STACKELY<br />

I‟m gonna tell ya a story ya‟ll oughta know,<br />

like it came t‟ me a long time ago.<br />

You‟ll hear it exactly as it came to me,<br />

from a mean motherfucker they all called „Stackely‟.<br />

Ol‟ Stack says, Bill …<br />

It was back in ‟32, when times was hard,<br />

I packed twin .45s an‟ a marked deck of cards,<br />

wore a pencil-striped suit 'n' a slouched down hat,<br />

drove me an ol' "Model T" Ford, --- I ain't paid fuck on that.<br />

Well, I swam through the water 'n' I crawled through the mud<br />

'til I came to this place they called "The Bucket o' Blood".<br />

I was gettin' a little hungry<br />

so I ordered me sumpin' ta eat<br />

'n' this sleazy-assed motherfuckin' bartender<br />

brought me a muddy glass o' water 'n' a stale piece o' meat!<br />

Disgustedly, I said, "Look here, motherfucker,<br />

don't you know who I am"?<br />

An' he said, "No, 'n' frankly, son,<br />

I don't believe I give a good goddamn".<br />

So, I said, "Why, I came here from across the sea 'n'<br />

I'm that mean motherfucker they all call Stackely".<br />

Then it comes ta this dumb son-of-a-bitch, 'n' he says,<br />

"Oh, yeah, 'Stack', believe I heard o' you from 'cross the way;<br />

but, it seems t‟ me I kick your kinda ass<br />

each 'n' every fuckin' day"!<br />

Well, people, when I realized<br />

what the motherfucker'd said,<br />

I put a few .45 slugs<br />

in his fuckin' forehead!<br />

'Long about then, this bitch runs in, yellin',<br />

"Bartender, bartender, bartender --- please"!!!<br />

'N' I said, "Why, he's b'hind the counter, Baby,<br />

with his mind "at ease".<br />

"What??? Who shot this good man??<br />

Why, I cain't believe he's dead"!!!<br />

Leviticus, Limited 33-0505963

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