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BILL CADY Word Count: 149,227 - At My Friend's Place

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Bill Cady, The Early Years … by Bill Cady 357<br />

"N' I says, "Sister, count the bullet holes<br />

in the motherfucker's head"!!<br />

Then this other bitch comes up, lookin' like a witch,<br />

'n' says, " 'Stack', you ain't nothin' but a son-of-a-bitch"!!<br />

"You may think you're 'bad', 'Stack',<br />

but you won't be 'round when Billy Lyons gets back"!<br />

So I sez to her, "Shit, fuck you, bitch,<br />

I been here from time to come 'n' time to pass<br />

'n' I'll personally 'do my number'<br />

on Billy Lyons' ass"!!<br />

Then, this other babe, she comes up<br />

'n' she says with a smile,<br />

"'Stack', you ol' cuntsucker,<br />

bet you ain't had none in quite a long while".<br />

With a big, shit-eatin' grin on my face,<br />

I sez, "Really, baby"!<br />

So, we went upstairs 'n' 'ol' Stack' started to hustle,<br />

I had in twelve inches 'fore she ever moved a muscle.<br />

We fucked on the table 'n' we fucked on the floor,<br />

we fucked 'til 'ol' Stack' couldn‟t make it straight anymore.<br />

And then, when it was so quiet<br />

you could hear the drop of a pin,<br />

was the time<br />

that mean motherfuckin' Billy Lyons walked in!!<br />

He tells me, "You're gonna pay for that crack, 'Stack',<br />

'cause I'm gonna leave ya dead, layin' flat on your back"!<br />

I says, "Well, Billy Lyons,<br />

you know that's been tried,<br />

but you cain't talk ta none o' them motherfuckers,<br />

'cause all of 'em died"!!<br />

A second or so later, out went the lights,<br />

but I already had Billy lined up in my sights,<br />

when the lights came back on, Billy lay at rest,<br />

twin forty-fives engraved in his chest!<br />

<strong>My</strong> girl started shoutin' "Call the law, call the law"!!<br />

That's when I shot the bitch in the jaw.<br />

Leviticus, Limited 33-0505963

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