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Chapter 8. The Making of a Seiðman 218<br />

It was obvious to me what was going on only after their death. The confusion these<br />

individuals suffered puzzled me for some time.<br />

After about one year I began to develop a plan for working with the dying. I<br />

would walk into a room and address both the body and the ghost. I would ask them<br />

if they knew what was going on (the answer was inevitably a resounding ‘No’),<br />

and after they responded, I would tell them point-blank that they were dying. At<br />

first, I thought this would cause some fear in the individual but it never worked<br />

that way. Rather than fear they became curious and would begin asking questions<br />

about “Why can you see me?”, “Where to go from here?”, and the scary one for me<br />

“How do I know where to go?” Because I live in New Mexico, I have worked most<br />

often with Roman Catholics so rather than get into an argument about religion I<br />

would tell them to call out for their mothers. Often they would state that they<br />

could either hear their mothers’ voices or that they could see them (I never could<br />

see their mothers, but they could). Occasionally, especially with the newly dead, I<br />

would have to show them how to move, how to pass through walls, how to fly, and in<br />

which direction they needed to go. I never told any of them that I was a heathen; I<br />

simply told them that I could only lead them up to the gate of Heaven, but that only<br />

they were allowed to pass through. They all excepted this is a reasonable answer<br />

and never questioned further.<br />

The Christian Land of the Dead has very tight borders with good security. I<br />

doubt very much that I could easily slipped inside without being noticed or without<br />

being harmed. One time I was at the Christian wedding with my wife. We decided<br />

to take some time off and combine a small vacation with going to one of her friend’s<br />

weddings. The wedding was held in a very pretty Catholic Church. I was feeling<br />

quite uncomfortable being in there but persevered for my wife’s and her friend’s<br />

sake. Even though I was feeling uncomfortable, I still had the audacity to mock<br />

some of the prayers silently. This was a mistake. I didn’t realize the extent of<br />

my actions until one of the candle lanterns at the end of the pew (actually, almost<br />

above my head) exploded and shot shards of glass all over me. I was able to save<br />

face before the Christian security forces and picked up one of the pieces of glass,<br />

smiled, and stuck in my pocket. When I went outside at the end of mass I made sure<br />

that caught the attention of the Christian security forces and tossed the bit of glass<br />

into the gutter. I made sure to let them know that the gutter outside their church<br />

was the domain of the Thunderer. My wife later told me that it was probably not<br />

a good idea for me to enter too many churches.<br />

Of all the jobs that I have done as the seiðman by far the most satisfying was<br />

working with the newly dead. We were able to resolve the problems quickly and<br />

efficiently and the client, the newly dead, was immediately grateful.

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