Burlesques William Makepeace Thackeray
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the account of a famous wild-boar in the wood, and proposed a hunt, Rowena would say,<br />
"Do, Sir Wilfrid, persecute these poor pigs: you know your friends the Jews can't abide<br />
them!" Or when, as it oft would happen, our lion-hearted monarch, Richard, in order to get<br />
a loan or a benevolence from the Jews, would roast a few of the Hebrew capitalists, or<br />
extract some of the principal rabbis' teeth, Rowena would exult and say, "Serve them right,<br />
the misbelieving wretches! England can never be a happy country until every one of these<br />
monsters is exterminated!" or else, adopting a strain of still more savage sarcasm, would<br />
exclaim, "Ivanhoe my dear, more persecution for the Jews! Hadn't you better interfere, my<br />
love? His Majesty will do anything for you; and, you know, the Jews were ALWAYS<br />
SUCH FAVORITES OF YOURS," or words to that effect. But, nevertheless, her ladyship<br />
never lost an opportunity of wearing Rebecca's jewels at court, whenever the Queen held a<br />
drawing-room; or at the York assizes and ball, when she appeared there: not of course<br />
because she took any interest in such things, but because she considered it her duty to<br />
attend, as one of the chief ladies of the county.<br />
Thus Sir Wilfrid of Ivanhoe, having attained the height of his wishes, was, like many a man<br />
when he has reached that dangerous elevation, disappointed. Ah, dear friends, it is but too<br />
often so in life! Many a garden, seen from a distance, looks fresh and green, which, when<br />
beheld closely, is dismal and weedy; the shady walks melancholy and grass-grown; the<br />
bowers you would fain repose in, cushioned with stinging-nettles. I have ridden in a caique<br />
upon the waters of the Bosphorus, and looked upon the capital of the Soldan of Turkey. As<br />
seen from those blue waters, with palace and pinnacle, with gilded dome and towering<br />
cypress, it seemeth a very Paradise of Mahound: but, enter the city, and it is but a beggarly<br />
labyrinth of rickety huts and dirty alleys, where the ways are steep and the smells are foul,<br />
tenanted by mangy dogs and ragged beggars—a dismal illusion! Life is such, ah, well-aday!<br />
It is only hope which is real, and reality is a bitterness and a deceit.<br />
Perhaps a man with Ivanhoe's high principles would never bring himself to acknowledge<br />
this fact; but others did for him. He grew thin, and pined away as much as if he had been in<br />
a fever under the scorching sun of Ascalon. He had no appetite for his meals; he slept ill,<br />
though he was yawning all day. The jangling of the doctors and friars whom Rowena<br />
brought together did not in the least enliven him, and he would sometimes give proofs of<br />
somnolency during their disputes, greatly to the consternation of his lady. He hunted a good<br />
deal, and, I very much fear, as Rowena rightly remarked, that he might have an excuse for<br />
being absent from home. He began to like wine, too, who had been as sober as a hermit;<br />
and when he came back from Athelstane's (whither he would repair not unfrequently), the<br />
unsteadiness of his gait and the unnatural brilliancy of his eye were remarked by his lady:<br />
who, you may be sure, was sitting up for him. As for Athelstane, he swore by St. Wullstan<br />
that he was glad to have escaped a marriage with such a pattern of propriety; and honest<br />
Cedric the Saxon (who had been very speedily driven out of his daughter-in-law's castle)<br />
vowed by St. Waltheof that his son had bought a dear bargain.