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276 who declare they recognize in him the Dauphin; he does not make any attempt to seize upon his throne by force of arms, but waits until heaven shall conduct him to it. "If his Majesty comes to Paris, we presume he will TAKE UP his quarters in the palace of Charenton. "We have not before alluded to certain rumors which have been afloat (among the lowest canaille and the vilest estaminets of the metropolis), that a notorious personage—why should we hesitate to mention the name of the Prince John Thomas Napoleon?—has entered France with culpable intentions, and revolutionary views. The Moniteur of this morning, however, confirms the disgraceful fact. A pretender is on our shores; an armed assassin is threatening our peaceful liberties; a wandering, homeless cut-throat is robbing on our highways; and the punishment of his crime awaits him. Let no considerations of the past defer that just punishment; it is the duty of the legislator to provide for THE FUTURE. Let the full powers of the law be brought against him, aided by the stern justice of the public force. Let him be tracked, like a wild beast, to his lair, and meet the fate of one. But the sentence has, ere this, been certainly executed. The brigand, we hear, has been distributing (without any effect) pamphlets among the low ale-houses and peasantry of the department of the Upper Rhine (in which he lurks); and the Police have an easy means of tracking his footsteps. "Corporal Crane, of the Gendarmerie, is on the track of the unfortunate young man. His attempt will only serve to show the folly of the pretenders, and the love, respect, regard, fidelity, admiration, reverence, and passionate personal attachment in which we hold our beloved sovereign." "SECOND EDITION! "CAPTURE OF THE PRINCE. "A courier has just arrived at the Tuileries with a report that after a scuffle between Corporal Crane and the 'Imperial Army,' in a water-barrel, whither the latter had retreated, victory has remained with the former. A desperate combat ensued in the first place, in a hay-loft, whence the pretender was ejected with immense loss. He is now a prisoner—and we dread to think what his fate may be! It will warn future aspirants, and give Europe a lesson which it is not likely to forget. Above all, it will set beyond a doubt the regard, respect, admiration, reverence, and adoration which we all feel for our sovereign." "THIRD EDITION. "A second courier has arrived. The infatuated Crane has made common cause with the Prince, and forever forfeited the respect of Frenchmen. A detachment of the 520th Leger
277 has marched in pursuit of the pretender and his dupes. Go, Frenchmen, go and conquer! Remember that it is our rights you guard, our homes which you march to defend; our laws which are confided to the points of your unsullied bayonets;—above all, our dear, dear sovereign, around whose throne you rally! "Our feelings overpower us. Men of the 520th, remember your watchword is Gemappes,— your countersign, Valmy." "The Emperor of Russia and his distinguished family quitted the Tuileries this day. His Imperial Majesty embraced his Majesty the King of the French with tears in his eyes, and conferred upon their RR. HH. the Princes of Nemours and Joinville, the Grand Cross of the Order of the Blue Eagle." "His Majesty passed a review of the Police force. The venerable monarch was received with deafening cheers by this admirable and disinterested body of men. Those cheers were echoed in all French hearts. Long, long may our beloved Prince be among us to receive them!" CHAPTER II. HENRY V. AND NAPOLEON III. Sunday, February 30th. We resume our quotations from the Debats, which thus introduces a third pretender to the throne:— "Is this distracted country never to have peace? While on Friday we recorded the pretensions of a maniac to the great throne of France; while on Saturday we were compelled to register the culpable attempts of one whom we regard as a ruffian, murderer, swindler, forger, burglar, and common pickpocket, to gain over the allegiance of Frenchmen—it is to-day our painful duty to announce a THIRD invasion—yes, a third invasion. The wretched, superstitious, fanatic Duke of Bordeaux has landed at Nantz, and has summoned the Vendeans and the Bretons to mount the white cockade. "Grand Dieu! are we not happy under the tricolor? Do we not repose under the majestic shadow of the best of kings? Is there any name prouder than that of Frenchman; any subject more happy than that of our sovereign? Does not the whole French family adore their father? Yes. Our lives, our hearts, our blood, our fortune, are at his disposal: it was not in
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5 Inspired by Millwood and love, Ge
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9 with these is like Him who wander
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11 me, that whether for good or ill
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13 chateau in Normandy, out of the
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15 of water in Mendoza's hand)—"a
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17 respectable, and a shekel despic
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19 rings to their rosy tips, and pr
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21 He was an old man—an old man e
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23 other to our guest, a prisoner;
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25 "Taisez-vous!" said he, putting
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27 "That lovely angel is the Lady B
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29 As the couple were footing it, t
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31 made to me. "I knew it would be
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33 This was too much. "Here goes!"
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35 "'Twas well done of thee, Philib
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37 That the Baron Raoul levied toll
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39 The old Countess of Chacabacque
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41 man of blood. The weeping garris
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43 beheld the awful change that dis
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45 the pit of the "Hoperer" in a gr
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47 III. The tall footman, number fo
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49 "Infame," howled Borodino, "tu l
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51 "The members of the haughty and
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53 counter or the chestis, indulgin
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55 "Oh, wee," said the Erl of Yardh
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57 They lived in tremenjus splendor
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59 "The business of the Republic, s
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61 II. Leatherlegs and Tom Coxswain
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63 Portsmouth, having passed the ch
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65 "'We are poor, Eliza,' said Harr
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69 'Miss M. A. Hoggins, Buckley Squ
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71 my TRENT VALLY, for it was the p
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73 "Wen I anounced in the Servnts A
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75 "2nd July.—Rode my bay oss Des
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77 "I practis ridin and the acquire
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79 dignified hair. I, of coarse, ro
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81 "I have caused one of our ingine
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83 clothes my highlids—the eyedea
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85 * This refers to an illustrated
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87 "Thusday Night.—O Hangelina, H
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89 of my hancisters) had conquered
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91 "It was Mary Hann who summind th
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93 "'What a sacrifice!' says she; '
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95 And thirty score of British bows
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97 Hill Street and cumsult the Lady
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99 noble parents of the Lady Angeli
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101 "THIRD EDITION. "GRETNA GREEN,
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103 "I went home like a maniack, af
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105 caused deep emotion to the vene
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107 again; and Jack Deuceace, who h
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109 come forwoods, and igspress my
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111 "'Twenty-three in all,' says I.
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113 "'My boy! my little boy!' says
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115 the "Pons Asinorum" (4to. Londo
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117 of most part of the passengers,
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119 is known, count in Italy from o
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121 The black ruffians took the hin
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123 full gallop, his own sword maki
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125 good feeling, to steal from me
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127 who followed him!—when at len
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129 Well, immediately after the cap
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131 son Emanuel, then a little boy;
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133 CHAPTER III. A PEEP INTO SPAIN
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135 within, as I said, a hundred ya
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137 sufficient be it for him, howev
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139 With such an air as Mars to bat
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141 and sketcher. On the brow of a
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143 "'My soul's adored!' replied I.
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145 THE INDIAN CAMP—THE SORTIE FR
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149 Well, the right eye of the Sun
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151 so on, according to the novelis
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153 fashion, taking, every now and
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155 each other, and you will give m
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157 I bade Ghorumsaug help me to pu
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159 (the sweetest, sure, that ever
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161 "Law! Mr. Gahagan," said Mrs. C
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163 valet said that Gahagan Sahib w
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165 The elephants were standing, th
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167 of powder are?" He did. "You kn
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169 SURPRISE OF FUTTYGHUR. When I a
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171 "A miserable captain—oh shame
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173 Three o'clock came: the sun was
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175 Abmednuggar, to Belinda, second
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177 gentleman then possessed, would
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181 company of gallant knights afte
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183 THE FESTIVAL. The festival was
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185 "What mean ye?" cried Count Lud
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187 Buffo's solitary. A silver bear
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189 a ghastly spectacle, as, reelin
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191 "What has chanced?" said the in
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193 the Margrave had despatched to
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197 The archers replied, "You seem
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207 mountebanks, the party-colored
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209 young hero with the golden hair
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211 The next day, the young gentlem
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215 round the herald's neck. "An in
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219 balls; the mighty horses trembl
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221 In the midst of these entertain
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223 gone. The Count of Hombourg had
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329 Fourteen porters came out, and
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331 "Vy, then, two-and-eightpence,"
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333 Paris grew dull to us after thi
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