Volume 1 Whops and Clobber R Humphries - The Woody Back to ...
Volume 1 Whops and Clobber R Humphries - The Woody Back to ...
Volume 1 Whops and Clobber R Humphries - The Woody Back to ...
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25<br />
Snap Goes Beaky’s Cane<br />
Deborah’s head was spinning. <strong>The</strong> flesh<br />
beneath her crisp white whopping bags seemed <strong>to</strong> be<br />
sizzling. She shook her head in a desperate attempt<br />
<strong>to</strong> clear the fog of pain. “It’s only whops, it’s only<br />
whops,” she repeated over <strong>and</strong> over. Somewhere in<br />
the distance she heard an audible gasp.<br />
<strong>The</strong> Gr<strong>and</strong> Dame stared at the cane in horror;<br />
upon its devastating impact the shaft of the cane had<br />
snapped off at the end. For a moment Ms Law<strong>to</strong>n was<br />
at a loss as how <strong>to</strong> proceed. During decades of<br />
thrashing thous<strong>and</strong>s of luckless behinds she had<br />
never once broken a cane. It had never occurred <strong>to</strong><br />
her that she might need a back-up. Clearly there was<br />
no time <strong>to</strong> send for another cane from her office, she<br />
couldn't leave Deborah folded over the horse. Her<br />
mind raced.<br />
"Melanie, bring me your ashplant," she<br />
comm<strong>and</strong>ed. Quickly the Deputy Red-shirt came on<strong>to</strong><br />
the stage <strong>and</strong> h<strong>and</strong>ed the Gr<strong>and</strong> Dame the short<br />
swishy stick that she was required <strong>to</strong> carry under her<br />
arm at all times.