Volume 1 Whops and Clobber R Humphries - The Woody Back to ...

Whops and Clobber
“You may rise,” she said unsympathetically.
“Go and face the wall.” The Grand Dame pointed at
Nicola Jane. “Nixon,” she snapped. “Remove your
blazer and bend over the chair.”
As the two chums crossed over in the middle
of the office Jojo threw Nixdown a wry grin. The two
gals had made many forays to the Grand Dame’s
study together. Since they had been sentenced to
spend seven years at the Woody Back to School unit
they had made the perpetration of maximum mischief
and mayhem their raison d’etre.
Nicola Jane Nixon shrugged off her striped
blazer and after giving Ms Lawton a belligerent glare
she bent over the chair.
Nixdown was a queer duck by any standards.
She had a reputation for being rude, deeply cynical
and spectacularly promiscuous. When she was able to
secure weekend town passes she passed the
afternoons having nooky with a famous rock-star and
during the week she indulged herself by boffing her
way through the Elite.
Nix made no secret of the fact that she
despised being formally punished but she adored pain
and submission in a recreational theatre. Nixdown
had earned her nickname during the unfortunate year
when she had been obliged to act as Personal Grubby
to Katie Beck. The sadistic Red-shirt had liberally
indulged her penchant for sporting spanking and
regularly illegally yanked down Nicola Jane’s navy
blue knickers to deliver unreported drapings. Never
one’s to miss an opportunity the Woody Wags