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Whops and Clobber
of her glasses and pointing her finger towards the
back of the hall.
"Morton, stand up this instant!" the Grand
Dame had roared from the stage.
With a look of total surprise on her face
Deborah slowly rose to her feet.
"Your tie is undone, young lady!" The Grand
Dame accused in a blistering tone, her finger jabbing
the air in the direction of the nonplussed inmate.
Debs hand had involuntarily gone to her neck
and she had felt herself redden as every gal in the
hall had turned and looked towards the back of the
room.
"It was only yesterday that I warned this
assembly that I would take not tolerate any further
instances of clobber abuse," the Grand Dame fumed.
"Nevertheless you have flagrantly chosen to ignore
my warning and turn up for assembly in this most
disgraceful and unkempt manner.” She reached into
her jacket pocket and produced a red card. “I think
you had better go and wait outside my study so we
can discuss this matter further.”
Deborah looked taken aback and hesitated
momentarily. Once again the Grand Dame raised her
voice angrily. “Leave the hall this instant young lady,”
she barked from the stage. “Unless you would prefer
for me to have you removed?"
Crimson faced, Deborah was forced to struggle
passed her seated chums, before making her way
through the hall with every eye fixed upon her. Her
fellow inmates were gaping in bewilderment.
Upon her return to the facility Deborah had
entered Phase Five of her sentence and was now
considered to be a senior inmate. Traditionally seniors