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Whops and Clobber
After leaving school, Jojo Heyworth and Nicola
Jane Nixon had teamed up to establish a successful
multi-media company. Jojo had produced a number of
acclaimed alternative theatrical productions and her
murals and sculptures had been shown at several
West End Galleries. Nicola Jane, was the daughter of
an internationally renowned film producer, and had
followed in her father’s footsteps and begun to make
a niche for herself shooting risqué videos for some of
the hottest music acts in town. Many of the videos
had featured Nicola Jane in a variety of spanking
poses, including her being caned in her old school
uniform.
Jojo had found her business partner’s
predilections slightly curious. Nix had always been
extremely vocal about her dislike of being caned at
the various schools she had attended. She had been
expelled from several for retaliating at being caned by
hacking the Headmistresses in the shins. Ultimately
she had ended up in reform school after she had firebombed
the Headmistress’ car after being caned in
front of her assembled school-mates. Nonetheless,
Jojo rarely passed comment. After all Nicola Jane had
always been a tad quirky and the videos sold like hot
cakes.
Jojo and Nixdown were making out like bandits
and the two chums quickly became the toast of the
West End party circuit.
Unfortunately the height of their success
coincided with another period of fiscal imprudence by
the government. Faced with considerable criticism
from the Great Unwashed the mandarins of spin were
instructed to create a diversion. Bounties on the