Volume 1 Whops and Clobber R Humphries - The Woody Back to ...

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“Cassie hasn’t said a word,” Jojo reassured
her.
Deborah grunted. “Yeah, well Katie saw my
arse up close and personal. It’ll be all over the
gossvine by now,” she fumed.
Rosemary massaged a new prototype aloevera
cream into her best chums smoldering rear end.
“Well she was certainly on form,” she said
sympathetically, “these stripes are in terribly tight
formation.”
Joanna Heyworth and Nicola Jane Nixon were
inspecting the cane damage with seasoned eyes.
“A double bare bender and every one landed in
the target zone. There’s not a single wraparound,”
said Nixdown admiringly. “That was a very
professional job.”
“Can’t avoid some over-lapping in a double
bender,” agreed Jojo, “but that’s about as safe as it
gets.”
“If you’ve quite finished discussing my poor
beleaguered bum,” grumbled Deborah, “we’ve got
work to do!”
Deborah refused to acknowledge that her
belligerence had been ill advised and assured her
chums that she was going to get her own back on the
Grand Dame.
Deborah’s chums were sympathetic but
reminded her that it was far from the first time she
had been caned for clobber abuse.
“Oh listen to you, the Queen of collar and tie
abuse complaining you got another licking,” drawled
Nixdown.