Volume 1 Whops and Clobber R Humphries - The Woody Back to ...
Volume 1 Whops and Clobber R Humphries - The Woody Back to ...
Volume 1 Whops and Clobber R Humphries - The Woody Back to ...
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<strong>Whops</strong> <strong>and</strong> <strong>Clobber</strong><br />
matter how much it hurt she would never make a<br />
muff of herself by howling or blubbing.<br />
Jojo’s rise <strong>to</strong> the pinnacle of the Hall of Shame<br />
had been truly spectacular. She had dedicated herself<br />
<strong>to</strong> a lifestyle of goofing, larking, japing <strong>and</strong> pranking<br />
<strong>and</strong> had displaced <strong>Woody</strong> legends like April Turner,<br />
Cat, Melons, Lady Vix <strong>and</strong> Claire Brooks as the<br />
undisputed All-Time Big BUTT. During the fourth year<br />
of her sentence Jojo Heyworth had crowned her<br />
achievements by becoming the first inmate <strong>to</strong> be<br />
punished fifty times in a single year, scoring what was<br />
known <strong>to</strong> the <strong>Woody</strong> Wags as ‘the Bull’. Miss Jojo<br />
Heyworth was more than ready <strong>and</strong> able <strong>to</strong> endure a<br />
world class whopping <strong>and</strong> keep on bopping.