Volume 1 Whops and Clobber R Humphries - The Woody Back to ...

Whops and Clobber
warned us that if we let the cat out of the bag we’d
be flogged,” she said earnestly, “So hush up and
listen.”
Cathryn dispatched her younger sister, Cassie
Cassy, to wait by the doors and keep watch.
Cathryn Cassidy told her chums that
immediately after Deb’s flogging the Grand Dame had
summoned the Brass and the Elite to an emergency
summit.
At the meeting the Grand Dame had
announced that she was rolling out a program of
Radical Revisions to the rules, regulations and
protocols. Cat told her chums that the details were
sketchy but the Brass and the Elite had been
instructed to implement a zero-tolerance policy with
immediate effect. The new program was to be codenamed
Operation Scorched Arse.
Cat told her chums that the Grand Dame had
only had time to give a brief overview of the revisions
but she had handed out thick files for the Brass and
Elite to read.
Nonetheless, said Cat, even without studying
the details the signs were ominous; Ms Lawton had
declared open season on mega-minxdom.
She had nominated twelve gals to be treated
as hostiles, and had branded them the Dirty Dozen.
Cathryn showed them a copy of a presentation slide
that had been distributed at the meeting: