Volume 1 Whops and Clobber R Humphries - The Woody Back to ...
Volume 1 Whops and Clobber R Humphries - The Woody Back to ...
Volume 1 Whops and Clobber R Humphries - The Woody Back to ...
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gals congregated had experienced a taste of a<br />
prefect’s ashplant during their stay at <strong>Woody</strong>s. As<br />
such they were well able <strong>to</strong> confirm that, despite the<br />
Gr<strong>and</strong> Dame’s reservations, the ashplant, in<br />
accomplished h<strong>and</strong>s was more than adequate <strong>to</strong> stir<br />
up the proverbial hornet's nest inside a pair of<br />
tautened bumbags<br />
When the ashplant came down with a terrific<br />
swipe not a single gal in the hall would have swapped<br />
places in Deborah’s gym shorts. <strong>The</strong> stick lashed<br />
diagonally across Deborah's bot<strong>to</strong>m, cruelly crossing<br />
each of the previous tramlines, the impact echoing<br />
around the hall.<br />
Deborah nearly screamed. She wanted <strong>to</strong> howl,<br />
<strong>to</strong> yell, <strong>to</strong> open the floodgates <strong>and</strong> let all the tears<br />
burn down her cheeks. Instead she held her breath<br />
<strong>and</strong> prayed that the wave of agony would pass<br />
quickly. She ran the sleeve of her blouse over her<br />
eyes <strong>and</strong> nose. She hung upside down <strong>and</strong> tried <strong>to</strong><br />
start <strong>to</strong> breathe normally. She <strong>to</strong>ok her time before<br />
she pushed herself up. As she tried <strong>to</strong> st<strong>and</strong> up her<br />
knees wobbled <strong>and</strong> Ms Law<strong>to</strong>n put her h<strong>and</strong> on her<br />
shoulder <strong>to</strong> steady her. Deborah Mor<strong>to</strong>n roughly<br />
shrugged the Gr<strong>and</strong> Dame’s assistance away <strong>and</strong><br />
leant against the vaulting horse. She <strong>to</strong>ok a deep<br />
breath before she turned <strong>and</strong> faced the audience.<br />
<strong>The</strong> hall was silent. Every gal was watching<br />
Deborah in disbelieving silence. Despite her chalk<br />
white face <strong>and</strong> the thin set of her lips, she remained<br />
defiant. She brushed some hair from her face, tucked<br />
her tie back in her gym shorts <strong>and</strong> calmly stared out<br />
at the assembled inmates.