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<strong>Whops</strong> <strong>and</strong> <strong>Clobber</strong><br />

gabbing about this it’ll be whops for all of us. Just be<br />

careful sisters, cos you’re in for some surprises.<br />

Spread the word <strong>and</strong> cover your bumbags because<br />

the Brass <strong>and</strong> the Elite are coming in whopping.”<br />

With that Cathryn Cassidy, the original<br />

architect of the lifestyle of mega-minxdom, slipped<br />

in<strong>to</strong> the night.<br />

“Operation Scorched Arse, what does that<br />

mean?” asked Cassie Cassy.<br />

Lady Vic<strong>to</strong>ria Bromp<strong>to</strong>n scowled, “Declaration<br />

of war on our bumbags is what it means,” she said<br />

emphatically.<br />

“Sounds like something the CIA would dream<br />

up,” growled Nixdown.<br />

Debs Mor<strong>to</strong>n looked gloomy. “Public Enemy<br />

Number One? Why the fuck has she picked on me?”<br />

“Oh put your bumbags in it Debs,” said Nix<br />

cynically. “You’ll love the attention.”<br />

Deborah glared at Nix.<br />

“I think this means we’re in for a long, hot<br />

winter,” predicted Jojo Heyworth.

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