Volume 1 Whops and Clobber R Humphries - The Woody Back to ...

Whops and Clobber
a group of wealthy and famous playgirls with a
reputation for extreme partying. The Celebrity
Ladettes were proving amongst the most disciplinary
challenged of her charges.
Determined to take a hard-line Ms Lawton had
spent the summer months redrafting the rules,
regulations and protocols in what became known as
the Radical Revisions.
Operation Scorched Arse would start
innocuously enough with a minor demeanor by one of
the unit’s highest-profile and disciplinary challenged
Ladettes.
Deborah Morton had been arrested on the
center court of Wimbledon having just lost a grueling
and exhausting semi-final battle. She was putting her
racquets away when the Dark Agents of the System
came on court and arrested her. With her hands
manacled behind her back she was led from the court
in front of millions of TV viewers.
She was charged with Extreme Ladetting and
sentenced to seven years at the Big House without
the possibility of parole. Deborah Morton quickly
became an influential participant in the growing cult
of mega-minxdom.