Volume 1 Whops and Clobber R Humphries - The Woody Back to ...
Volume 1 Whops and Clobber R Humphries - The Woody Back to ...
Volume 1 Whops and Clobber R Humphries - The Woody Back to ...
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<strong>Whops</strong> <strong>and</strong> <strong>Clobber</strong><br />
Dames. Deborah had gently sweet-talked the pony<br />
across the grass, terrified that any second an<br />
innocent glance from a lighted window would expose<br />
her. Her luck held <strong>and</strong> she reached the dark safety of<br />
the entrance <strong>to</strong> the science lab. She opened the door<br />
<strong>and</strong> led the pony in<strong>to</strong> the labora<strong>to</strong>ry. She passed<br />
through the entrance lobby <strong>and</strong> went in<strong>to</strong> the<br />
chemistry room. Gently she stroked the animal <strong>and</strong><br />
whispered sweet nothings. She fed it sugar <strong>and</strong> then<br />
laid out some hay at the back of the room <strong>and</strong> hung a<br />
feeding bag around its neck.<br />
She kissed the pony gently. "Be quiet now,"<br />
she pleaded, "be a good horsy <strong>and</strong> go <strong>to</strong> sleep."<br />
<strong>The</strong> pony appeared <strong>to</strong> be content <strong>to</strong> munch on<br />
its food. Deborah patted her again <strong>and</strong> slowly moved<br />
away. She backed out of the door, her heart<br />
thumping. Suddenly there was an almighty crash of<br />
breaking glass <strong>and</strong> the pony let out an ear-shattering<br />
neigh. Deborah's heart missed a beat, she rushed<br />
back in<strong>to</strong> the room, the pony neighed again <strong>and</strong> then<br />
promptly dropped her load on the floor. Deborah<br />
stared incredulously. She tried <strong>to</strong> calm the pony's<br />
distress but it had worked itself in<strong>to</strong> a frenzy. She had<br />
shattered the glass in the front of a cabinet <strong>and</strong><br />
kicked several s<strong>to</strong>ols across the room, making them<br />
good for tinder wood.<br />
Deborah's mind was racing. She had <strong>to</strong> think of<br />
something, the cacophony of whinnying <strong>and</strong> breaking<br />
furniture was doubtless audible clear across the quad.<br />
<strong>The</strong> smell of equine defecation was becoming<br />
sickening. Deborah snatched up a rag from a sink <strong>and</strong><br />
blindfolded the pony. Slowly the distressed animal<br />
responded <strong>to</strong> the hapless gal’s desperate entreaties.<br />
Shaking its head twice <strong>and</strong> blowing through its