Volume 1 Whops and Clobber R Humphries - The Woody Back to ...
Volume 1 Whops and Clobber R Humphries - The Woody Back to ...
Volume 1 Whops and Clobber R Humphries - The Woody Back to ...
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<strong>Whops</strong> <strong>and</strong> <strong>Clobber</strong><br />
<strong>The</strong> Gr<strong>and</strong> Dame remained st<strong>and</strong>ing, behind a<br />
large desk. She greeted the inmates courteously <strong>and</strong><br />
welcomed the twelve newcomers who were starting<br />
their sentences of seven years at the facility, without<br />
the possibility of parole.<br />
Ms Law<strong>to</strong>n removed her glasses <strong>and</strong> placed<br />
them on the desk. <strong>The</strong> experienced inmates<br />
exchanged knowing glances; this was generally a sign<br />
that the Gr<strong>and</strong> Dame was about <strong>to</strong> embark upon a<br />
lengthy diatribe regarding the rules, regulations <strong>and</strong><br />
pro<strong>to</strong>cols that dictated their lives while they were<br />
secured in the compound.<br />
“I have an important announcement,” she<br />
started, “as you are well aware, last year we imposed<br />
a zero-<strong>to</strong>lerance program known <strong>to</strong> all of you as<br />
Operation Scorched Arse. Upon reflection I now<br />
believe that the program was not as successful as I<br />
had hoped. I take full responsibility for the operation<br />
<strong>and</strong> as a result I have decided <strong>to</strong> give you the<br />
opportunity for a fresh start.”<br />
<strong>The</strong> inmates exchanged curious glances.<br />
“I have decided <strong>to</strong> st<strong>and</strong> down from my<br />
position as Gr<strong>and</strong> Dame,” she said slowly.<br />
<strong>The</strong>re was a chorus of shocked gasps from all<br />
around the hall.<br />
“It is my great pleasure <strong>to</strong> introduce Mr<br />
<strong>Humphries</strong>,” she continued, “who will take over in the<br />
role of Gr<strong>and</strong> Master with immediate effect.”<br />
<strong>The</strong> Brass <strong>and</strong> inmates gaped as Mr <strong>Humphries</strong><br />
rose <strong>to</strong> his feet. He walked around the desk <strong>and</strong><br />
casually hopped up <strong>and</strong> sat on it, his legs swinging<br />
<strong>and</strong> dangling.