Volume 1 Whops and Clobber R Humphries - The Woody Back to ...

Whops and Clobber
Katie cackled as she ran her fingers over the
glowing orbs.
“Oh my,” she observed, “that stick is really
going to smart. She just had a new consignment
delivered. I hear that this year’s collection is very
whippy.”
Deborah contemplated the wisdom of hacking
Katie Beck in the shins, but in her first rational
decision of the day she sensibly erred on the side of
caution. She rearranged her bumbags and smoothed
down her skirt. She shot Katie a hostile glare and
stomped out of the room.
As she entered the landing Cassie Cassy came
out of the Grand Dames study. “Good luck,” she
whispered and wriggled into the stairwell.
Debs took a deep breath and turned the
doorknob.