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Whops and Clobber
in their study to discuss and debate the remarkable
turn of events.
“I wonder how Patty’s going to take to having
a new boss?” mused Jojo.
Patricia Hodge was the Deputy Grand Dame at
the facility. Patty was apoplectic. The news of Ms
Lawton’s resignation had comes as a bolt from the
blue.
“This is preposterous,” she raged to Katie Beck
and Dame Wharton. Katie acted as Matron to the
facility and Ms Wharton was the Geo-Dame. Together
with Patty they formed a group known as the Radical
Right which was notorious for their stringent
interpretation of the rules, regulations and protocols
and their propensity for dispensing corporal
punishment.
“I am next in line,” Patty complained. “That
bitch never even consulted me. I have a good mind to
complain to the Ministry.”
“That might be a little hasty,” counseled her
cohorts. “We don’t know what the Grand Dame has
told the minister about Operation Scorched Arse and
you might not want him poking around in your
business.”
“Grrrrrrrrr!” growled Patty Hodge.
“How is Patty taking it?” asked the Grand
Master.
“She’s absolutely furious,” said Susan Lawton.
“Just as you predicted,” grinned Mr Humphries.
“She was terribly charming and wished me
luck,” laughed Ms Lawton, “but I’ve known her a long