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Whops and Clobber warned us that if we let the cat out of the bag we’d be flogged,” she said earnestly, “So hush up and listen.” Cathryn dispatched her younger sister, Cassie Cassy, to wait by the doors and keep watch. Cathryn Cassidy told her chums that immediately after Deb’s flogging the Grand Dame had summoned the Brass and the Elite to an emergency summit. At the meeting the Grand Dame had announced that she was rolling out a program of Radical Revisions to the rules, regulations and protocols. Cat told her chums that the details were sketchy but the Brass and the Elite had been instructed to implement a zero-tolerance policy with immediate effect. The new program was to be codenamed Operation Scorched Arse. Cat told her chums that the Grand Dame had only had time to give a brief overview of the revisions but she had handed out thick files for the Brass and Elite to read. Nonetheless, said Cat, even without studying the details the signs were ominous; Ms Lawton had declared open season on mega-minxdom. She had nominated twelve gals to be treated as hostiles, and had branded them the Dirty Dozen. Cathryn showed them a copy of a presentation slide that had been distributed at the meeting:
107 The Dirty Dozen Code : Red Priority : High Implementation : Immediate Eyes Only : Brass and Elite Name Phase Hostility Ranking Extreme Prejudice Deborah Morton 5 1* Lisa Sutton 4 2** Zero Tolerance Joanna Heyworth 5 3 Lady Victoria Brompton 6 4 Bernadette Summers 4 5 Claire Brooks 6 6 Nicola Jane Nixon 5 7 Rosemary Booker 5 8 Cassandra Cassidy 2 9 Julie Beckett 3 10 Ali Stone 5 11 Rachel Cox 6 12 * Morton is officially classified as Public Enemy Number One. She is to be targeted as a Hostile and treated with Extreme Prejudice. ** Sutton will be de-classified to Public Enemy Number Two, however, Hostile Targeting should continue. “Good fucking grief,” said Jojo. “Good fucking grief indeed,” Cat sighed. “Listen sisters, I can’t hang about. If we get caught
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