Volume 1 Whops and Clobber R Humphries - The Woody Back to ...
Volume 1 Whops and Clobber R Humphries - The Woody Back to ...
Volume 1 Whops and Clobber R Humphries - The Woody Back to ...
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<strong>Whops</strong> <strong>and</strong> <strong>Clobber</strong><br />
During her first three years at the school she<br />
also gained a reputation as an unruly pupil. <strong>The</strong><br />
school teaching staff was far <strong>to</strong>o genteel <strong>to</strong> actually<br />
punish the students <strong>and</strong> operated a system where<br />
undisciplined pupils were ‘Put on the Menu’. Girls on<br />
the menu were required <strong>to</strong> report before the school’s<br />
prefec<strong>to</strong>rial body known as the Posh. After being<br />
charged the miscreants were given the opportunity <strong>to</strong><br />
either plead guilty as charged, make a plea bargain <strong>to</strong><br />
a lesser charge, or <strong>to</strong> defend themselves. <strong>The</strong> Posh<br />
had a variety of punishments at their disposal<br />
including lines, detentions, community service <strong>and</strong> the<br />
elimination of privileges. <strong>The</strong>y were also permitted <strong>to</strong><br />
sentence girls <strong>to</strong> be thrashed with a ceremonial cane<br />
known as the ‘popping stick’.<br />
Deborah appeared on the menu with<br />
increasing frequency <strong>and</strong> despite her reputation as a<br />
skilled <strong>and</strong> articulate advocate in her own defense she<br />
was thrashed twenty-five times during her first three<br />
years at the academy.<br />
Her fourth year was a catastrophe with her<br />
behavior spiraling out of control <strong>and</strong> she made a<br />
record-breaking number of appearances on the menu.<br />
Despite her silver <strong>to</strong>ngue <strong>and</strong> deft defenses the odds<br />
were stacked against her <strong>and</strong> predictably she<br />
established another record receiving nineteen<br />
beatings during the period. Coincidentally the<br />
President of Posh who was responsible for<br />
administering the thrashings was Pauline Gascoigne<br />
who would later take on the role of Economics Dame<br />
at the <strong>Woody</strong> <strong>Back</strong> <strong>to</strong> School Unit.<br />
This pattern of misbehavior caused the<br />
Principal of the academy <strong>to</strong> take extreme action.<br />
Deborah was summonsed <strong>to</strong> the Great House for a