Volume 1 Whops and Clobber R Humphries - The Woody Back to ...

Whops and Clobber
even sillier. You will receive six strokes of the cane for
zero-tolerance clobber abuse and a further six strokes
for gross belligerence."
"A double bender for having my tie undone?"
Deborah interjected contemptuously. "Don't be
bloody ridiculous. I’m a senior…!" Deborah couldn’t
help herself. It was unthinkable. Debs’ mind was
racing. She wasn't having this.
"If you interrupt me again young lady I'll..."
"You'll what? Spank me?" Deborah snapped
back petulantly.
The next thing Deborah Morton knew she was
being spun around and pinned down, chest forward,
across the top of the desk.
The Grand Dame thumped her hand down on
the seat of Deborah’s skirt. Debs struggled and
squirmed and tried to get free.
“Lemme go!” she squealed. She kicked back
with her left leg and caught Ms Lawton painfully
below the knee. The Grand Dame grunted with
displeasure.
“Right that does it,” she growled. She yanked
Debs up from the desktop, grabbed her by the wrist
and marched her across the room. It all happened so
fast that Debs had no time to resist. In a matter of
seconds Ms Lawton had sunk down onto a sofa and
Debs found herself tumbling helplessly downwards.
The Grand Dame put her hand firmly on the
back of Deborah’s neck pushing her head down; she
flipped back Debs skirt and yanked down her
bumbags.
“Heyyyyyyy!!!” wailed Deborah. “What the fuck
are you doing?”