Volume 1 Whops and Clobber R Humphries - The Woody Back to ...

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Inspection
Katie Beck had finished her sentence as an
inmate of the Woody Back to School unit several
years earlier and had left the facility to attend college
under the graduation program available to inmates
who had been successfully socially rehabilitated.
However, Katie hated being away from the
unit, where she had acted as the all-powerful Redshirt.
Several years earlier while she was still
incarcerated her parents had died tragically in a car
accident. Generously Ms Lawton had formally adopted
her to avoid a Court Appointed Guardian being
appointed by the Dark Agents of the System. Katie
had prevailed upon her guardian to allow her to
return as a member of staff. Finally Ms Lawton had
agreed and appointed her adopted daughter as an
administrative assistant. Katie had been dissatisfied
with her lowly status and had persuaded the Grand
Dame to give her an official title of Matron and
quickly wormed her way into a position as the Beak’s
unofficial aide de camp.