Volume 1 Whops and Clobber R Humphries - The Woody Back to ...

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The canes that Ms Lawton favored were handcrafted
from premium grade rattan. They were
steamed and stretched before being saturated with a
linseed oil compound for several weeks, then finally
dried and varnished. The Grand Dame purchased her
canes from the same workshop that had supplied the
original Woody School and Susan Lawton could
personally attest to the superior sting and smart that
the thirty-six inch long canes could impart.
Jojo gritted her teeth as the cane sliced across
her upturned buttocks. There was no question that
the Beak was laying it on thick. The second stroke
had landed millimeters below the first with the
accuracy of a heat seeking missile, landing perfectly
in the target area known as the sweet spot to the
Woody Wags.
Despite her acute irritation Ms Lawton was a
consummate professional. The Grand Dame did not
allow her emotions get the better of her; she was
determined to administer a good tight licking.
The Grand Dame caned hundreds of backsides
every year and knew that precision and accuracy was
the key to delivering a world-class whopping. She
caned at a leisurely pace, allowing thirty seconds to
elapse between strokes.
Jojo settled in to the rhythm of the caning,
repeating her mantra over and over in her head and
concentrating on staying in the zone. No matter how
hard she was being whopped Jojo understood the
importance of putting it up and keep it up. And, no