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Whops and Clobber
“I ain’t being inspected,” retorted Debs
categorically. “You gonna try and make me.”
Katie looked uncertain; in the past three years
she had been required to inspect hundreds of gals,
including Deborah on sundry occasions, and she had
never once been refused. Katie didn’t share Deborah’s
opinion that she wasn’t about to be whopped but
Debs was extremely physically fit and although she
was shorter than Katie, the Matron didn’t fancy her
chances at physically forcing the athlete to bend over
the desk. Katie Beck decided the better part of valor
was to await the arrival of Ms Lawton.
“You’d better do nose and toes,” said Katie.
“Fuck nose and toes,” muttered Deborah.
“What did you say?” snapped Katie.
“Nothing,” grunted Debs.
Cassie Cassy giggled.
“And you can keep quiet Cassidy,” the Matron
snapped at Cassie, “else you’ll be over my knee
before you know it.”
Katie Beck shot a hostile glance at Debs, and
then she retreated back into her office.
Deborah leaned back against the wall, crooking
her knee and stuffing her hands in the pockets of her
red and black striped blazer.