Volume 1 Whops and Clobber R Humphries - The Woody Back to ...
Volume 1 Whops and Clobber R Humphries - The Woody Back to ...
Volume 1 Whops and Clobber R Humphries - The Woody Back to ...
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13<br />
A World Class Whopping<br />
<strong>The</strong> Gr<strong>and</strong> Dame uttered more dark warnings<br />
about her intentions <strong>to</strong> res<strong>to</strong>re order <strong>and</strong> <strong>to</strong> stamp<br />
out the cult of mega-minxdom once <strong>and</strong> for all.<br />
Jojo <strong>and</strong> Nixdown watched as Ms Law<strong>to</strong>n<br />
strode across the room <strong>to</strong> the tallboy where she kept<br />
her wide selection of canes. <strong>The</strong> Gr<strong>and</strong> Dame was an<br />
elegant woman who was always neatly coifed <strong>and</strong><br />
immaculately made-up. She always wore stylish suits,<br />
with knee length skirts <strong>and</strong> tailored jackets.<br />
Ms Law<strong>to</strong>n tested several canes by flexing<br />
them <strong>and</strong> swishing them through the air before<br />
settling on one that satisfied her.<br />
She turned away from the cupboard <strong>and</strong><br />
pointed the cane at Nicola Jane.<br />
“You, Nixon,” she snapped, “face the wall.”<br />
Sullenly Nicola Jane Nixon walked across the<br />
room, knowing exactly what was expected of her. She<br />
stepped up <strong>to</strong> the wood paneled wall <strong>and</strong> moved in<br />
close. She leaned her neck slightly forward until the<br />
tip of her nose was gently <strong>to</strong>uching the wall. She<br />
shuffled her shoes against the skirting board. She