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13<br />

A World Class Whopping<br />

<strong>The</strong> Gr<strong>and</strong> Dame uttered more dark warnings<br />

about her intentions <strong>to</strong> res<strong>to</strong>re order <strong>and</strong> <strong>to</strong> stamp<br />

out the cult of mega-minxdom once <strong>and</strong> for all.<br />

Jojo <strong>and</strong> Nixdown watched as Ms Law<strong>to</strong>n<br />

strode across the room <strong>to</strong> the tallboy where she kept<br />

her wide selection of canes. <strong>The</strong> Gr<strong>and</strong> Dame was an<br />

elegant woman who was always neatly coifed <strong>and</strong><br />

immaculately made-up. She always wore stylish suits,<br />

with knee length skirts <strong>and</strong> tailored jackets.<br />

Ms Law<strong>to</strong>n tested several canes by flexing<br />

them <strong>and</strong> swishing them through the air before<br />

settling on one that satisfied her.<br />

She turned away from the cupboard <strong>and</strong><br />

pointed the cane at Nicola Jane.<br />

“You, Nixon,” she snapped, “face the wall.”<br />

Sullenly Nicola Jane Nixon walked across the<br />

room, knowing exactly what was expected of her. She<br />

stepped up <strong>to</strong> the wood paneled wall <strong>and</strong> moved in<br />

close. She leaned her neck slightly forward until the<br />

tip of her nose was gently <strong>to</strong>uching the wall. She<br />

shuffled her shoes against the skirting board. She

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