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sleeves. Deborah watched her, her h<strong>and</strong>s still on her<br />

head.<br />

Patsy was a beautiful specimen. A five-foot ten<br />

inch tall Rastafarian with braided dread-locks that<br />

reached down <strong>to</strong> her waist. Patsy’s blouse seemed <strong>to</strong><br />

have been paint-sprayed <strong>to</strong> her body <strong>and</strong> showed off<br />

her magnificent physique. Deborah worked out<br />

regularly with Patsy <strong>and</strong> was keenly aware of the<br />

strength <strong>and</strong> power of the House Captains arms.<br />

Patsy picked up the ceremonial Red House<br />

cane <strong>and</strong> swished it through the air.<br />

“I’m going <strong>to</strong> have <strong>to</strong> ask you <strong>to</strong> remove your<br />

blazer,” she said firmly, “<strong>and</strong> <strong>to</strong> bend over <strong>and</strong> face<br />

the fireplace.”<br />

Deborah lowered her arms <strong>and</strong> unfastened the<br />

but<strong>to</strong>n of her blazer. She shrugged the jacket off <strong>and</strong><br />

folded it neatly. She turned <strong>to</strong>wards the fireplace.<br />

“Just one more thing, Mor<strong>to</strong>n,” said Patsy. “I’m<br />

afraid this is going <strong>to</strong> have <strong>to</strong> be hot. This is my first<br />

time out <strong>and</strong> Ms Whar<strong>to</strong>n is going <strong>to</strong> need <strong>to</strong> inspect<br />

your stripes. I can’t afford <strong>to</strong> cut you any slack.”<br />

“Unders<strong>to</strong>od,” grunted Deborah <strong>and</strong> bent<br />

forward at the waist until her fingers were resting on<br />

the <strong>to</strong>es of her shoes.<br />

Patsy stepped forward <strong>and</strong> neatly turned back<br />

the hem of Deborah’s skirt exposing a drum-tight pair<br />

of navy blue gossamer bumbags.<br />

<strong>The</strong> House Captain tapped the cane down <strong>to</strong><br />

get her measure, once, twice, thrice <strong>and</strong> then<br />

unleashed a scorcher.<br />

During her certification on the training course<br />

Patsy Butcher had demonstrated considerable<br />

prowess with the cane. She had been one of the few

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