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<strong>Whops</strong> <strong>and</strong> <strong>Clobber</strong><br />

would continue <strong>to</strong> get nine until she succeeded in<br />

getting through a week with acceptable behavior<br />

grades.<br />

By the time she left the academy <strong>to</strong> play on<br />

the professional tennis circuit Deborah Mor<strong>to</strong>n had<br />

been beaten on thirty-nine consecutive Fridays.<br />

An examination of the national archive of the<br />

Ministry of Education dating back over one hundred<br />

<strong>and</strong> fifty years reveals that with an accumulation of<br />

eighty-three beatings Miss Deborah Mor<strong>to</strong>n holds the<br />

record for being caned more than any other school<br />

pupil in recorded his<strong>to</strong>ry.<br />

Debs Mor<strong>to</strong>n slipped under her duvet. <strong>The</strong><br />

stripes on her backside were still sizzling like sausages<br />

in a pan filled with oil. She had an uncomfortable<br />

premonition that life was about <strong>to</strong> become even<br />

hotter inside her already poor beleaguered bumbags.<br />

She sighed <strong>and</strong> turned off the side-light.

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