Volume 1 Whops and Clobber R Humphries - The Woody Back to ...
Volume 1 Whops and Clobber R Humphries - The Woody Back to ...
Volume 1 Whops and Clobber R Humphries - The Woody Back to ...
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<strong>Whops</strong> <strong>and</strong> <strong>Clobber</strong><br />
would continue <strong>to</strong> get nine until she succeeded in<br />
getting through a week with acceptable behavior<br />
grades.<br />
By the time she left the academy <strong>to</strong> play on<br />
the professional tennis circuit Deborah Mor<strong>to</strong>n had<br />
been beaten on thirty-nine consecutive Fridays.<br />
An examination of the national archive of the<br />
Ministry of Education dating back over one hundred<br />
<strong>and</strong> fifty years reveals that with an accumulation of<br />
eighty-three beatings Miss Deborah Mor<strong>to</strong>n holds the<br />
record for being caned more than any other school<br />
pupil in recorded his<strong>to</strong>ry.<br />
Debs Mor<strong>to</strong>n slipped under her duvet. <strong>The</strong><br />
stripes on her backside were still sizzling like sausages<br />
in a pan filled with oil. She had an uncomfortable<br />
premonition that life was about <strong>to</strong> become even<br />
hotter inside her already poor beleaguered bumbags.<br />
She sighed <strong>and</strong> turned off the side-light.