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<strong>Book</strong> <strong>of</strong> <strong>Knots</strong> - <strong>The</strong> Caretakers<br />

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isn’t the way up—instead, one must be eaten by the couch and then<br />

‘released’ upstairs from the alcove with the bust in it.<br />

Adopting this mindset is hard to do intentionally (although some <strong>of</strong> the<br />

people there come by it ‘naturally’ after a time)—the best bet is to get a<br />

guide (and a guide, being crazy, is capricious at best).<br />

Dramas<br />

<strong>The</strong> Queen <strong>of</strong> Hearts acts as the head magistrate in her kingdom and her<br />

court is bloody and random. <strong>The</strong>re are barristers who one can appeal to<br />

for help—but the system <strong>of</strong> “justice” is Byzantine and nonsensical and<br />

one is almost as helpless with one’s lawyer as with the final judge. Many<br />

dramas include various Actors in Wonderland being drawn into her<br />

courts and trials.<br />

She is also a socialite and holds balls, fairs, and other events (Croquet<br />

matches) to which one may receive an invitation. Refusal means<br />

execution but accepting is usually almost as dangerous.<br />

Humpty Dumpty<br />

Side: Deconstructionist<br />

NOTE: Unlike most<br />

Deconstructionists (whose<br />

sympathies are hidden or are hunted)<br />

Humpty is both recognized as the<br />

‘head <strong>of</strong> the movement’ (well, at least<br />

a major philosophical contributor<br />

and aider and abettor) and accepted<br />

in Caretaker society (although<br />

many despise him). This is partly<br />

because he is powerful. It is mostly<br />

because the <strong>of</strong>fice he holds, as he<br />

has redefined it, legally allows him<br />

to critique Wonderland itself into<br />

destruction!<br />

Alice felt even more indignant at this<br />

suggestion. “I mean,” she said, “that<br />

one ca’n’t help growing older.”<br />

“One ca’n’t, perhaps,” said Humpty<br />

Dumpty; “but two can. With proper<br />

assistance, you might have left <strong>of</strong>f at<br />

seven.”<br />

-- Alice and the Egg Man, Through<br />

the Looking Glass and What Alice<br />

Found <strong>The</strong>re<br />

Overview <strong>The</strong> Hollow Kingdom<br />

is a shared domain where the Futile<br />

King sits on a golden throne. <strong>The</strong>

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