The Book of Knots - Jags
The Book of Knots - Jags
The Book of Knots - Jags
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<strong>Book</strong> <strong>of</strong> <strong>Knots</strong> - <strong>The</strong> Caretakers<br />
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isn’t the way up—instead, one must be eaten by the couch and then<br />
‘released’ upstairs from the alcove with the bust in it.<br />
Adopting this mindset is hard to do intentionally (although some <strong>of</strong> the<br />
people there come by it ‘naturally’ after a time)—the best bet is to get a<br />
guide (and a guide, being crazy, is capricious at best).<br />
Dramas<br />
<strong>The</strong> Queen <strong>of</strong> Hearts acts as the head magistrate in her kingdom and her<br />
court is bloody and random. <strong>The</strong>re are barristers who one can appeal to<br />
for help—but the system <strong>of</strong> “justice” is Byzantine and nonsensical and<br />
one is almost as helpless with one’s lawyer as with the final judge. Many<br />
dramas include various Actors in Wonderland being drawn into her<br />
courts and trials.<br />
She is also a socialite and holds balls, fairs, and other events (Croquet<br />
matches) to which one may receive an invitation. Refusal means<br />
execution but accepting is usually almost as dangerous.<br />
Humpty Dumpty<br />
Side: Deconstructionist<br />
NOTE: Unlike most<br />
Deconstructionists (whose<br />
sympathies are hidden or are hunted)<br />
Humpty is both recognized as the<br />
‘head <strong>of</strong> the movement’ (well, at least<br />
a major philosophical contributor<br />
and aider and abettor) and accepted<br />
in Caretaker society (although<br />
many despise him). This is partly<br />
because he is powerful. It is mostly<br />
because the <strong>of</strong>fice he holds, as he<br />
has redefined it, legally allows him<br />
to critique Wonderland itself into<br />
destruction!<br />
Alice felt even more indignant at this<br />
suggestion. “I mean,” she said, “that<br />
one ca’n’t help growing older.”<br />
“One ca’n’t, perhaps,” said Humpty<br />
Dumpty; “but two can. With proper<br />
assistance, you might have left <strong>of</strong>f at<br />
seven.”<br />
-- Alice and the Egg Man, Through<br />
the Looking Glass and What Alice<br />
Found <strong>The</strong>re<br />
Overview <strong>The</strong> Hollow Kingdom<br />
is a shared domain where the Futile<br />
King sits on a golden throne. <strong>The</strong>