The Book of Knots - Jags

Reflections on Chessboard Zero: The Exquisitors are sometimes seen
as shadowy auditors who may leave an impression of having been
seen—but were not “actually there” (“Who was that talking to you in
your office?” “I was here alone.” “I could’ve sworn I saw someone
through the glass.”)
However, they do have places they work—the torture chambers. These
are places where strange sculptures are welcomed (and will start to
“collect” if left to their own devices). On Chessboard Zero, one might
find an office with disturbing leather straps on office chairs. One might
find an abandoned basement with dentist drills scattered about the
floors, etc.
A person who has been or is being tortured there will feel a horrific
aversion to the room. A normal person may have walked his Shadow
into the chamber with Exquisitors—they may become sick and
horrified very quickly!
Toy Soldiers (Wind-up)
The Multitudes are poor troops but they are cheap (4 for a dime).
Somewhat more expensive are the Toy Soldiers. These are wind-up
robotic troops which look a bit blocky (their chests open up to reveal two
flashing Stun Cannons).
Praying Mantis (Chaplains)
Six-foot tall Praying Mantises are the religious support for the Army
of No. They are the beings that can sort of “get a message” to the
Caretakers that created the Army (other than going directly through
General Ledger—but that’s crazy-talk for most field commanders). They
are also powerful battle machines—although they are a bit rare and high
in the chain of command to be front-line troops.
They are also counselors. They, perversely, play the good cop to those
caught in the Army of No’s torture chambers and prisons. They are
often the ones who will talk to the Shadow of an authority figure they
are trying to convert to their cause. They have resonant voices and are
masters of psychological manipulation.
Reflections on Chessboard Zero: The chaplains love motivational
posters. They like mugs with slogans like “There’s no I in Team”—
they like all that stuff with the most condescending smarmy
atmosphere that can be mustered to go with it. Their disposition is one
of false morale and manufactured cheerfulness.
It’s the irony of the guy with the “Vision” Poster telling you that your
idea just “isn’t mature enough.”
Pundits (Talking heads)
Pundits are the Psy-War radio stations of the Army of No. They are about
six feet tall, blue, and immobile (they are usually moved around by the
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Book of Knots - The Symposium