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The Book of Knots - Jags

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<strong>Book</strong> <strong>of</strong> <strong>Knots</strong> - <strong>The</strong> Caretakers<br />

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going.<br />

He oversees a massive, Kafkaesque<br />

bureaucracy that is unintentionally cruel<br />

to those it rules, bizarre in the extreme<br />

(documents require drops <strong>of</strong> blood as<br />

identification, forms to do anything are<br />

Byzantine, and miles <strong>of</strong> mechanically<br />

accessed filing cabinets wind through<br />

dusky warrens in the many basements <strong>of</strong><br />

the Ministry <strong>of</strong> State). Ultimately, he is a<br />

powerbroker (both in the Great Gray City<br />

and in Wonderland in general)—he is a<br />

schmoozer in some cases, a monster in<br />

others. He gets things done or stops them<br />

from getting done. He rewards his friends<br />

and relentlessly punishes his enemies.<br />

Description and<br />

Personality<br />

A slimy political animal with multiple hands<br />

in multiple pockets, the Polytician is by turns<br />

charming, threatening, and pandering. He is<br />

an expert pickpocket and to meet with him<br />

is to be fleeced, although he usually makes a<br />

point <strong>of</strong> giving back people the things they<br />

“dropped” when they leave—he is not at all,<br />

a common thief. He’s an uncommon thief and<br />

he participates in all kinds <strong>of</strong> high-level graft, pay<strong>of</strong>f, and corruption—<br />

it’s how things get done with him.<br />

He is also an expert manipulator.<br />

He usually knows what he has that<br />

you want and what you have that<br />

he wants. In the case <strong>of</strong> people<br />

who <strong>of</strong>ten “have nothing,” he is<br />

both monstrously indifferent and<br />

exquisitely cruel (this is the case for<br />

most <strong>of</strong> the suffering Actors who<br />

come across him)—but for human<br />

Infecteds, he may have designs.<br />

Usually he is chummy, gregarious,<br />

and bombastic (and spits a bit<br />

when he talks). Sometimes he is<br />

dangerously quiet and reserved.<br />

Servants<br />

<strong>The</strong> Polytician surrounds himself

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