The Book of Knots - Jags
The Book of Knots - Jags
The Book of Knots - Jags
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General Ledger<br />
<strong>The</strong> leader <strong>of</strong> the Army <strong>of</strong> No<br />
is General Ledger––he (it)<br />
appears as a hugely muscled<br />
four-armed man about 12<br />
feet tall. His eyes burn with<br />
a coal-fire red light and he is<br />
bedecked in a startling and<br />
awe-inspiring uniform <strong>of</strong> the<br />
Army’s standard black-leather<br />
and cobaltblue decorated with<br />
glittering medals and symbols.<br />
<strong>The</strong> General always wants<br />
reports. His staff, an elite<br />
guard <strong>of</strong> no-accountants,<br />
provide him with a constant<br />
flow <strong>of</strong> everything from the<br />
latest battle-damage estimates<br />
and casualty counts to the<br />
results <strong>of</strong> the Army’s cuttingedge<br />
experiments. He reads<br />
thes without pause, constantly<br />
signing forms, scribbling out<br />
orders, and barking out demands for more reports!<br />
He has several great black telephones cybernetically attached to his body<br />
and there’s always at least two ringing, while he’s got someone on the<br />
phone and someone else on hold. Being close to him is dangerous ––<br />
many <strong>of</strong> his hands wield stamps and being (even capriciously) stamped<br />
with a “Terminated” mark is a death sentence.<br />
<strong>The</strong> General is the ultimate micromanager, and it is said all <strong>of</strong> the<br />
Army’s operations flow through and from him.<br />
Name: General Ledger General<br />
PHY 13 STR 45 BLD 25 CON 14<br />
REF 12 COR 12 REA 12 AGI 12<br />
INT 13 RES 13 MEM 13 WIL 13<br />
DP 120 Minor Major Critical<br />
Wounds 40 120 240<br />
<strong>The</strong> Secretary <strong>of</strong> the Army (Andrea)<br />
If this poor girl wasn’t cruel and evil, you’d feel sorry for her. Her job<br />
is to manage the General’s schedule as best she can. To see the general,<br />
you need to go through her. She’s a knockout blonde, who’d be icecool<br />
if not for her utterly impossible job: she’s always in a state <strong>of</strong><br />
frazzled hysteria, pausing only to tell people desperate for an instant <strong>of</strong><br />
the General’s time that it’s “Impossible. <strong>Book</strong>ed until Thursday <strong>of</strong> next<br />
year.”<br />
She cleans her fingernails (and dispatches people who annoy her) with a<br />
poisoned stiletto, and smokes unfiltered cigarettes on her breaks. In the<br />
beginning, the General went through secretaries quickly, executing (or<br />
eating) a few a day (and always drawing more from the spawning pool<br />
in the dank basement <strong>of</strong> his fortress <strong>of</strong>fice ministry), but Andrea proved<br />
To Hit 15-<br />
To Be Hit -1<br />
Armor 12/24<br />
Damage 38 IMP<br />
Punch<br />
Description: General Ledger is a 12 foot tall man in a crisp, cobalt-blue military uniform<br />
decorated with rows <strong>of</strong> ribbons and medals. He has four old-fashioned (rotary dial)<br />
telephones grafted onto his body and answers them constantly. He carries a stamp that can<br />
say anything he wants at his belt and he is a constant flurry <strong>of</strong> activity.<br />
Luger: He wears an Luger handgun that is built to 2x scale (firing 18mm bullets!). He is a<br />
crack shot: 15- Level 3. He also strikes as a boxer in close combat (14- to hit).<br />
Name Dmg Range ROF Clip<br />
Luger 18 PEN -1 / 13” S 9<br />
Reflection on Chessboard Zero: If the General is in your area on Chessboard Two or<br />
higher (he usually isn’t) then there will tend to be a presence like one sees in 3 rd world<br />
countries with massive images <strong>of</strong> something all around. It might be oppressive corporate<br />
logos, the face <strong>of</strong> a dictator, or massive outdoor plasma-screen TV’s all showing the same<br />
thing.<br />
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