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<strong>Book</strong> <strong>of</strong> <strong>Knots</strong> - <strong>The</strong> Caretakers<br />

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powerful Caretaker whose favor she wishes to curry. Her library is full <strong>of</strong><br />

useful information, but the risks involved in getting it are quite high.<br />

Visitors to her library are subject to her rules, and she has elaborate<br />

punishments for those who break them.<br />

• Speaking unnecessarily or ever speaking above a whisper: She has<br />

a pair <strong>of</strong> brass tongs decorated with jade that she uses to rip the<br />

tongue out. Tongues are pressed into a special book; as you turn<br />

through the pages they wag, repeating whatever the <strong>of</strong>fending<br />

sentence was.<br />

• Touching a book with unwashed hands: She has a pair <strong>of</strong> (blunt)<br />

scissors that she uses to cut the hands <strong>of</strong> the <strong>of</strong>fender <strong>of</strong>f.<br />

Walking with unwashed feet will result in the same thing. This<br />

punishment <strong>of</strong>ten results in screaming which is, unfortunately,<br />

talking above a whisper…<br />

• Late books: Flesh from the <strong>of</strong>fender is cut into paper dolls—<br />

one doll per day the book is late. This produces a row <strong>of</strong><br />

tiny, screaming figures (that look like the <strong>of</strong>fender) made <strong>of</strong><br />

compressed flesh linked at their hands and feet. <strong>The</strong> ‘paper dolls’<br />

live in terrible agony for a few days (they scream and writhe<br />

constantly in s<strong>of</strong>t, very, very high-pitched voices). <strong>The</strong> <strong>of</strong>fender<br />

suffers not only being partially (or completely) flayed, but the<br />

dying figures still transmit the pain <strong>of</strong> their deaths (although at a<br />

greatly reduced rate, or the subject would go mad).<br />

• Reading something you’re not allowed to read: She plucks your<br />

eyes out.<br />

• Damaging a book: Death by pressing.<br />

• Misplacing a book: She’ll snatch away a feature (eye, nose, mouth,<br />

etc.) or limb and just as quickly replace it in the wrong place<br />

(“See how you’d like to be mis-placed!”).<br />

• And so on…<br />

For those who encounter her outside <strong>of</strong> the Library, there is still a risk:<br />

a risk that she will become honestly fond <strong>of</strong> certain you (she likes those<br />

who appreciate literature and are a little bit… shy in social settings).<br />

People whom she takes a liking to will be delivered to the Red Queen for<br />

translation and binding so that she can enjoy their company whenever<br />

she desires (she sees this as a great compliment, but understands that<br />

most people are a “tad squeamish” about such a fate, so she’s unlikely to<br />

give them much advanced warning).<br />

Domain<br />

<strong>The</strong> Liebrarian’s House was created to oversee the Encyclopedia—the<br />

development <strong>of</strong> a canon <strong>of</strong> all knowledge. <strong>The</strong> Encyclopedia would be a<br />

set <strong>of</strong> books that record every fact in the universe. It would, by itself, be<br />

a perfect model (in text form) <strong>of</strong> the universe.

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