For Lilian and the Indigos - Above Top Secret

FOR SUBGENII
f' 'em (& me) if they (& I) can't take a joke
BRAG OF THE ANTI/CHRIST: I was prophesied before time began. The Big Bang –
that was my first orgasm. And my arcing ropes of jism – that's my plasma filaments
entwining into the first metagalaxy.
I AM the background radiation confounding scientists who actually think the Big Bang
happened. I AM the Omega Attractor, the Photon Belt and the Electromagnetic Null
Zone where your measly solar system comes from and goes to. I AM the protoGOD.
I told Satan how to polish his horns and I pulled Hell out of my ass. I am CREATION,
INTERVENTION and EVOLUTION. I cooled the Earth with a glance and sprinkled the
Nephilim like seeds. Adam was the stick figure on my kindergarten crayon box. Eve was
my pocket pussy and the Tree of Knowledge was only a twig before I pissed on it. The
Serpent – he only told the truth, that duality is for people who don't know they are me!
Jehovah was my first hallucination and when I peaked he looked at me and said, "You've
GOT to be kidding!"
The Ark of the Covenant is my stash. I set fire to the bush and told Moses he was
SPECIAL, the rest he made up. Ezekiels' wheels within wheels – that was just me
thinking about starting another cargo cult. The Great Pyramid is my toothpick. And Ra
was just my perpetual fart from eating too many quasars for lunch.
I AM the Tao of the Tao, IAM THAT IAM and ISN'T WHICH ISN'T. I wrote the Book
of the Dead as an owner’s manual and the Necronomicon as a children’s book. I AM the
Multiverse, the Quantum Foam, The 10 dimensions in M-theory, and the Higgs field on
the head of a flea’s dick. I bow every superstring with the pubes of supermodels. I AM
the Entropy, the heat death of the Omniverse, and the Zeropoint manifold that spits it all
Back.
The speed of light is where I go to catch a few zzzzs. I teleport just to catch a glimpse of
myself. I find solace in the event horizon and the black hole is my portapotty, and while I
shit out another universe I read the Akashic records like you read the comics. I invented
the notion of "consensus reality" and I watch your reincarnations like you watch reruns of
All in the Family; so obvious yet so shocking.
The Milky Way is my petri dish. I made the constellations by slitting my wrists and
spinning in circles. And you dare label my chaos. Astrology is my daily planner and my
Natal Chart looks like a goddam fractal. I told the Mayans that time didn't start until they
could realize it didn't – boy did that lead to some funny sacrifices! I made the twelve
houses from reject archetypes – to me, precession may as well be Planck time.