For Lilian and the Indigos - Above Top Secret

soldier," the "asymmetry" of the sly terrorists makes any preemptive defense absolutely
futile. He would admit that by NOT retaliating, the USA would not give them the
satisfaction of having disrupted our way of life. He would have said we will build better
twin towers than the last ones and dared them to try it again! Then he would have made a
speech about how our soldiers are just as willing to die without the promise of virgins in
the afterlife and how we have our own "asymmetry":
"Be warned Raghead! Your stereotype of the fat rich American, so easy to conquer, does
not hold true for the whole population – you have not taken into account our asymmetry!
I'm talking about the 18 year old who listens to Slayer, can play Metal Gear Solid with
his eyes closed AND eat a 10 strip of acid every weekend and keep his grades up! I'm
talking about the gangsta who has been shot ten times, smokes crack and is still a good
shot!
That freaky kid who can drink a case of beer and still work the nun chucks into a
goddamned blur of death! That old man down the road who'll blow your head off if you
step on his property, the backwoods hermit who knows the hills like the veins in his
penis... These are real Americans and they are scarier than all the Ragheads you can fit on
a plane!
Maybe I'm the only American that wishes this pack would have an Alpha Wolf, capable
of independent thought, instead of an Omega Wolf to hurl insults and resentment at.
I'm going to now write a speech, off the top of my head, of what I'd like the fictional
leader of America to say.
"My fellow Americans, today I stand before you in humility in the hopes our once great
nation can be redeemed in your eyes and those of the world. I surely risk assassination
but my martyrdom is worth that price as my soul will be freed from it current torment.
For the past 30 years your government has been slowly deviating from the intentions of
our founding fathers. We have ruined the lives of our own with The War on Drugs. We
have perpetuated an antiquated energy infrastructure while we suppressed free energy
technology. We have taxed you and audited you into poverty and wasted the money on
ridiculous ineffectual programs. We have intervened in the sovereignty of other nations
and imposed our will where it wasn't needed. We controlled the media to influence your
minds. We denied the existence of Extra-Terrestrial life and we created alliances and
black budget projects based on our meetings with those ET's. We accepted money from
lobbyists and catered to the will of industry instead of you, the citizens. We lied through
our teeth and..." BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! THUD
From a “Bush Knew” Thread...
...A secret document reveals that President Bush and his cabinet were planning a
premeditated attack on Iraq to secure a "regime change" even before he took
office in January 2001. The Bush team planned to evict Saddam with or without
UN approval. Not only that-they also planned to use their administration to effect