Integrating Essential Skills into Training - National Adult Literacy ...

After exposure to radiation, it is important to
consider that you may have mutated to
gigantic dimensions: watch your head.
Don't allow radiation sickness to make you
forget to synchronize your clocks. Check
your local radio stations, laptop, or as a last
resort, fire up that iMac in your closet.
When trapped in a confined space, you
can pass time by making shadow puppets.
A one-inch thick piece of plywood should be
sufficient protection against radiation.
Always carry one.
Don't touch faucets--they may be
contaminated with biological or radioactive
agents. Use telekinesis to levitate the faucet
and your armless hand. Then wash.
If you're not familiar with shadow puppets,
consider moving your flashlight around
wildly and pretending you're at a disco.