Gary_John_Bishop_Unfu_k_Yourself__Get_Out_of_You

“Change your thoughts, change your
life.”
I was scrolling through Facebook recently when I came across this little gem.
It had more likes than Justin Bieber and comments up the yin yang.
As I sat there in my crimson smoking jacket and pale yellow cravat, I
pondered its philosophical weight while sipping softly at the edges of my
evening crème de menthe. (Okay, I was wearing an old AC/DC t-shirt and
sweatpants and drinking coffee, but you get the picture). After a moment, I
thought to myself, “What a complete pile of bullshit that is”.
Imagine this: you’re at work, you’ve got something to do, but you’re
dreading it, just not “feeling it” today. You glance at the clock. 10:34. Ah
well, at least it’s not long until lunch.
“Hmm, what will I eat today? Oh, I’ve been wanting to try that new place
down the street. My coworker said it’s really good. But I really should stick
to my budget...”
You suddenly snap back to reality and find yourself staring at the blinking
cursor on your computer screen.
“Wow, I suck at this. I’m just not up for it today. I need some energy.”
Before you know it, you’ve opened your browser and are scrolling through
one of your favorite time-wasting sites.
“Wowzer! Hover-shoes?! I could really use some of those!!”
Quick step back to reality. You check your email. A message from your
credit card company. “I’m in so much debt. I’m never going to get out of this
mess. No hover shoes or lunch out for me.”
A notification from that online dating site you signed up for a few weeks ago.
“I’ll never find someone. My love life is a disaster. Maybe relationships and I