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The massive skele<strong>to</strong>n <strong>of</strong> some dead creature loomed <strong>be</strong>fore us, and Nor<strong>do</strong>m<br />

gave a confused chirrup, "Anomaly encountered. Readings abnormal...<br />

un-un-unable <strong>to</strong> process."<br />

Whatever it was, its presence drove <strong>of</strong>f the hordes that chased us. Outside a<br />

ring <strong>of</strong> s<strong>to</strong>nes had served as a campfire, and a tripod <strong>of</strong> metal <strong>be</strong>ams<br />

suspended a copper cauldron over the unlit coals. A few skulls and ceramic<br />

jars had even <strong>be</strong>en carefully arranged, <strong>not</strong> so much a threatening set <strong>of</strong><br />

decorations as much as it was... <strong>do</strong>mestic. We <strong>to</strong>ok a quick breather, enough<br />

<strong>to</strong> quench the fiery ache from our muscles. I didn't trust first <strong>appear</strong>ances: if<br />

there was a fight ready within we couldn't nap and get a full rest and wait<br />

for it <strong>to</strong> come <strong>to</strong> us.<br />

The entrance had <strong>be</strong>en hollowed out from the side <strong>of</strong> a skull as wide as a<br />

cart. It led <strong>do</strong>wn a flight <strong>of</strong> stairs in<strong>to</strong> an impressive burrow, with walls <strong>of</strong><br />

dirt packed so densely that they might as well have <strong>be</strong>en s<strong>to</strong>ne. The air was<br />

keen with the acrid smell <strong>of</strong> bitter herbs and the musk <strong>of</strong> abyssal worms,<br />

gutted and hung <strong>to</strong> cure like hams.<br />

This was indeed the home <strong>of</strong> Fhjull Forked-Tongue, and he wasn't happy <strong>to</strong><br />

see us.<br />

He was a broken fiend, with one tattered wing and covered in scars. His<br />

voice was clenched, angry, and despairing, issuing from <strong>be</strong>hind gritting<br />

teeth. "A tanar'ri in my home!" he hissed at Grace, "Of all the indignities!<br />

Why <strong>do</strong>n't you invite your whole filthy species in?! Feh! The fetid stench <strong>of</strong> a<br />

tan'nari! I can smell it for leagues! Show some respect for my home! Can't<br />

you find some fumes or acidic vapors <strong>to</strong> try and drown your scent? Feh! I'll<br />

never get that tanar'ric stench out <strong>of</strong> the place. It'll draw baatezu from all<br />

over the planes."<br />

"I like the way she smells. It's pretty," Morte quipped.<br />

"Oh, and it's <strong>not</strong> just any tanar'ri, but a tanar'ri whore who's just walked in<strong>to</strong><br />

my home... things can't get any worse. Come in! Come in! Please, my home<br />

is your home!" He waved his hands in the air in despair. "Why <strong>do</strong>n't you<br />

invite all the rest <strong>of</strong> your Abyssal harpies in<strong>to</strong> my home <strong>to</strong> <strong>to</strong>rment me?"<br />

"I extend my greetings <strong>to</strong> you, Advocate Infernus Forked-Tongue," Grace<br />

nodded with a slight bow. "I will take your suggestion under consideration."<br />

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